Ta skata epipleoun!!!

Thursday, 26 February 2009

A ‘filos’ to geraki fenete pos den tou arkei I ka8imerini geliopisi tin opoia dexete. Apofasise loipon na ta valei me tin arkouda. Ti na pei kaneis gia kapio pou exei mnimi opos tin miga. Vlepete 3exase pos einai o kaliteros mou pelatis!

Ta kaimeno geraki molis ekane tin proti tou epitixeia apofasise na 3esalosi 3exanontas to istoriko kalokairi tou 2008 opou eixe katantisei pelatis sto diko tou spiti. Epeidei den prepei na 3exnoume exoume kai leme:

Valencia 5 – Chelsea 0
Valencia 4 – Chelsea 0
Chelsea 4 – Tottenham 0Afou den ton eftane to mauro kalokairi opou i arkouda tou ton ekane sourotiri to kaimeno geraki epanilthe ton dekemvri gia akoma ena relizema:

Chelsea 4 – Chelsea 0

Ti na pei kaneis loipon gia auti tin komikotragiki istoria para mono to oti ta skata epipleoun!

To minima einai aplo: Min ta 3anavaleis me tin arkouda!!!

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All in all you're just another brick in THE WALL.


Me tessara epikrateise "to geraki" tis arkoudas EKTOS EDRAS. To 4o goal itan to pio gliko mias k shmaine oti i niki pleon eixe ola ta aparaithta kritiria gia na graftei STWN TOIXO TIS NTROPIS. To gegonos oti h arkouda "ek-toixistike" sthn sphlia tis einai ena mikro kerasaki pano stin terastia poutsa poutsa pou tis servira.

PES 2009 (360)

INTER - CHELSEA

0-4

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Arkouda's vid of the week

Tuesday, 24 February 2009









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H sphlia ths arkoudas

San filoi tou dasous 8a 8elame na sixaroume ton diko mas King Lych gia tin megali tou niki to savvato.

Lych(o) zoume proedro na se doume!!!!!


Arkouda's tip of the week

Bets for 25/2*:

Chelsea FC – Juventus: 1 (1.75)

Real Madrid - Liverpool FC: 1 (1.95)

Villarreal – Panathinaikos: Under 2.5 (1.70)

*Prices based on bwin.com








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Neo melos!!!!

Oi Filoi Tou Dasous tha ithelan na kalosorisoun ena neo syntrofo stwn agwna enantia stwn agwna twn narkwtikwn tis porneias ktl. H panisxyrh arkouda tha prosferei ta megala opla antistashs.

F.T.D

Ta zwika onomata pou exoun piastei os ta tora einai:

Hamster
"to geraki"
/o skiouros
o koyotis
o shillos
i arkouda

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Kouventes Polipif

Sunday, 22 February 2009

Kapou, kapian wra pasta pota tous o skiouros, o koyottis je o shillos sizitoun:

"Re en i mounnara dipla sou me ta prasina" ipen o Koyottis dixnontas noimatika omws prosextika ston skiouro tin 8eiki parousia tis mounnaras. o shillos provlimatismenos, apanta amesos "eh afou exei ta me ekino ton kitsi re". xwris distazmo o skiouros foutouniasmenos dixni tis pro8esis tou...

RE ENACTMENT

Barcadia - Kingston / 01:48 proines ores
->> Koyottis: 5 Peroni Nastro Azzuro.
->> Shillos: 3 vodka cranberry/1 Corona/1 vodka bitter lemon/1 vodka tonic.
->> Skiouros: 5 1/2 Vodka tonic (4 pagakia/slice of lime).
_____
Koyottis: "Re en jini i mounnara* dipla sou me ta prasina"
Shillos: "Eh afou exei ta me ekeino to kitsi re"
Skiouros: "Na men ksapoliso to arxidi mou na ton kamei polipif tora"
Koyottis: "hahahaha"
Shillos: "hihihihihihihihihihihihi"
Skiouros: "hahahaha"

*agnostou proeleuseos, pithanos eisagomeni (rossida?)









KOYOTTIS 










SKIOUROS








SHILLOS





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ATHLITIKA

Saturday, 21 February 2009











Portokalia poutsa itan sto menu tou GSP simera gia tous episkeptes apo Geroskipou. To APOEL epikratise tou "atromitou" me 4-0.














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Bitchez

Thursday, 19 February 2009

Which one are you?

coke & dick

OR


cake & dick

hoes contact geraki@thunderfuck.com / pashies -> gym.


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Mod of the week


EN OULLON EXHAUST! EEEHHHH




Koyottis
F.T.D

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CYPRUS BEEF

Kathos oi kyprioi etoimazontai gia to kalokairino show stin paralia mprosta apo tis tangoforemenes parousies, me polyores eksormiseis sta gymnastiria kai diatrofi me 17 kotopoulla / 2 KG kreatinis, ksixanoun oti einai mannoi. To paradeigma tou kypraiou "bodybuilder" apoteleitai apo 3 myes, xeria se size kormou tou dentrou, stithos se size troxou tou traktor kai plati se size vivliothikis tou IKEA. Oi ipolipoi 700 myes profanos den pezoun rolo. Paretate ta roids en tha ginete oulloi terminator re xorkates. 



"SIKONO 1000KG PAGKO RE PALAVOUI" 

P.S  enna ppesei je i poullou sas. 



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CYxork


Ta top 10 tis wras

1. Na odigas makariou me tsillimeni tin zoni/forema mestin porta
2. Na parkariskis fadi to katsaro sou sto pezodromio gia na to vlepoun oulloi
3. Na vallis solina anti exhaust je na sikonnis pethamenous
4. Na pernas mprosta pou to brown's shillopatimenos
5. Na lalis oti epatises me kapion je elises ton alla i alithkia ine oti ekame se simithkia
6. Na vallis diapaso tin mousiki je na pernas ekso pou ta cafe me 2km/h
7. Na piennis siga gia na doun to katsaro sou
8. Na nomizis oti ise o bash odigos
9. Na sixnazis mestin pezina apenanti pou to 24oro i wra 4 to prwi
10. Na feggoun ta rologia tis piesis tou lathkiou, thermokrasias tou exhaust ktlp pantes je en kinito kapare

Koyottis

F.T.D

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Beast


e8ea8i na annii avlajia mestous dromous tis palias lefkosias me apotelesma tin dimiourgia kikloforiakou xaous. O odigos tou teratodes civic ipesti pollapla travmata ston afxena, ston spondilo kai prosorini tiflosi.



Koyottis
F.T.D

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Eiste poutanes... oeo eiste poutanes















Ntyneste wraia gia na breite kapion na pantreuteite i thelete na breite kapion na pantreuteite kapio gia na sas ntysei wraia? Eisaste oles ena matso karioles. Oi F.T.D prokaloun tous antres na mhn endwsoun sta sadomazoxistika paixnidia pou tous anagkazoun na paizoun mannes pou maxounte na "kleidwsoun tis xeiropedes". Eisaste mannes.



Kalytera nekros para pouttopistos mannos! F.T.D

K piennete gia pswnia re mannes

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O Peo-paikths tis evdomadas!!!!















Auti tin evdomada to brabeio tis xryshs palamhs paei ston.......


32-xrono Strobolioth kyrio

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Gia tous katharoaimous peo-paiktes akolouthei preview tou pick of the week tis epomenis evdomadas. Tin alli evdomada to hamster erxete full 17-lepto video !!!! 18+
Isws i kalyteri pippa ston kosmo!

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ATHLITIKA
















Me 1-0 epikratise to APOEL tou Apollwna sto tsireio.

O agwnas symperiliptika k oi faseis


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Hamster's pick of the week

Wednesday, 18 February 2009


Kati vrike to pornohamster san ekatsiarize pasto computer na sas proteinei. Exoume k leme:

Homegrown porno

k synexizoume dynata me Lucy bell Ibiza Parties


mian mix enysximeni pou laloumen...

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Gia na ginete k'eseis filoi tou dasous

Gia na ginete k'eseis kommati autou tou kinimatos prepei na ....

+ Symfwneite me to manifesto k oti allo sas taisoume
+ eisaste apo kypro
+ na min eisaste omonoiates, pafites , blakes, roufianoi , kolopaida, anarxikoi, akrode3ioi , blakes - tonizoume
+ na eisaste arketa athkiaseroi

3eroume oti me ta kritiria pou thesame apokleisame to 99% tou kypriakou plythismou alla enna eimaste lioi k kaloi.

Simeiosi - opoios perna ta kritiria mporei na mpei stin parea opou tha tou dwthei analogo paratsoukli. - zw tou dasous px alepou, koufi, arkouda ktl



Simeiwnete oti ta paratsouklia hamster k "to geraki" exoun piastei.

F.T.D

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e...... chillarete


Reeeeeeeeeeee gia pious milate kan? Chillarete re




















F.T.D

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TIMES

Oi piges mas anaferoun oti auti tin evdomada sto nisi tis afrodiths oi times kannabis einai sta synithismena paraxesmena epipeda.

Stin leukwsia oi times kymainonte meta3y 35-50 euro gia 1g skangi kai meta3y 15-20 gia to antistoixo se morfi "plastisine"

Stin lemeso kai sta paralia mallon en pio ftina en to limani ktl alla pale dyskola ta pramata.

Sti Larnaka k sto paralimni den exoume akoma piges a3iopistes alla enna mathoume kapos.

Oi F.T.D se oudemian periptwsh den anagnwrizoun to pseutiko, paranomo kratos p en mesta chithkia mas dame k kati xronia.... alla oute kai tin koinwthta k plythismo tis Pafou. Opoiesdipote plirofories gia times se autous tous topous den mas apasxoloun.


F.T.D

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A.C.A.B





hahahahahahahahahahahaha

oi mbatsoi tis kyprou en poly-vraveumenoi

apolytirion p kapou
e3etaseis kes
pistopioitiko FBI - http://news.pseka.net/index.php?module=article&id=7727
Phd frapedologia
Phds ston tomea pino tsiaro, pezo ton cowboy kai nomizw eimai kalliteros sou (opoios kai na'se)
kai Honourary award sto knisimo arxidiwn

* dikes mas piges anaferoun oti kapou stin leukwsia yparxei enas mbatsos tosos varys k asikwtos p ton fwnazoun superman (proferetai Ssoupperma) ta ypoloipa mbatsidia.







F.T.D

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manifesto


Oi filoi tou dasous einai ena energo imi-tromokratiko , imi-malakistiko kinima anthropon pou exoun i.q toulaxisto 148 k einai apofasismenoi na alla3oun ton kosmo gia to kalytero, opos to blepoun autoi. Se auto to blog tha ekfrazoume eleuthera tis "e3wfrenikes" (gia tous mannous) mas idees. Mporei na eimaste idealistes kai oneiropoloi alla eimaste polloi k e3oplismenoi. Tha sas gamisoume. Kai opios antexei.




Manifesto kai apaitiseis!

- pliris nomimopoiisi tis porneias
- tou tzogou
- olwn twn narkotikwn
-Outopos gia proedros
-oi en eimaste k toso pelloi
- alla gia ta alla sobaromiloume

- k thoroume k kamnoume


Filoi tou dasous

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Dokimi

Gamw to hamster

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